The internet is a place where tweens can ruin their lives by posting naked pictures of themselves on a world wide forum. Its also home to these lovely darlings. 

Oprah holding hands with people/awards/destiny.

The Oprah is an AMAZING woman. She has dominated everything she touches. Case in point, check out this picture of the world's most powerful trifecta: Oprah, Elmo and Archbishop Desmond Tutu.  Just look at them; a media mogul, a muppet, and a multiple peace prize winner glowing with the kind of joy akin to swimming in a pool of custom made cashmere, or watching kittens on youtube. Archbishop Tutu is loling! How awsome is that?!

Don't be fooled, this gang of three could turn at any moment.

Anyway, Oprah is a big fan of the side hug. Its a classy choice; conveys affection without mashing up goofy body parts while showcasing how awesome your teeth are.  Oprah does get tricked into some hand holding. It's.. awkward. Unless you happen to be a day time emmy award.

Oprah arm wrestles another trophy into submission

Let her go Whitney! 

This is what happens when you try to give someone a high five without saying "High Five!" 

Letterman looks such a jerk. Who does that?!

"Heal the World"

my childhood icons.

FOR THE WIN!!!

ROBOTS!

eww.

Asian baby holding hands with a giant radish!

"Susan, I realize I bought the wrong kind of innocent looking child for our DVR, but I'm perfectly capable of going back to Radioshack and getting the right one BY MYSELF."

(check out that dude in the yellow vest)

omgz! lol! I love hanging out in the car with you!

Whats that you say? Blue is a good color on me?

Oh pumpkin, you're so sweet when we cuddle. 

Best friends forever!

1,000 teardrops from 100 manatees were needed to make this picture happen. THATS how enchanting it is. Why hasn't someone put this on my favorite mug yet?

horribly dangerous/adorable. 

Dolphin: "Hey man, what did you do this spring break?" 

Dude: "I made new best friend. And its you."

Hands Across America The Ocean

Did you know that wikipedia has an entry for holding hands? According to the article the purposes of holding hands can include but are not limited to: non-sexual physical intimacy, arm wrestling (yes!!), to maintain one's balance, to pull someone to safety.  We here at things holding hands with other things, strongly encourage you to do your civic duty and participate in the world's greatest social experiment: democracy editing wikipedia articles.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holding_hands

red rover y'all!

No tickling Nigel! 

sometimes, words just cant express the amount of love and affection a turtle can feel for another turtle.